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To look good, clean, and sexy
Tapered is a form and complaint that is used between to highly woke indaviduals
"Why u lookin so tapered today"
"My girl Tapered, yours lookin like miss piggy"
tapered by The woke one July 2, 2016

tapered pants

Pants that were popular in the 80's and resembled the kungfu pants worn by Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON (Warner Bros:1973).
BRUCE LEE wore tapered pants a decade before anyone else.
tapered pants by BRAD O'LEE January 29, 2009

tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.
A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!
tapered shit by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017
Verb: When someone has made a mistake, a mess, injured themselves or other, recked an object, said something offensive, embarrased ones self, or when someone generally fucks up.
"He managed to set his pants of fire. Now he's on the ground doubled over because he hit himself in the testicles trying to put it out"

"Wow, he really tylered it."
Tylered by Chad Cardinal July 13, 2009

Tylered it 

When you go out with a girl but don’t have the balls to kiss her.
“Did you see him and Sarah? I heard she broke up with him because he didn’t make a move

“Yeah, looks like he really tylered it.”
Tylered it by wowhedidthat June 20, 2018
Ex: Man you really Tylered that!
Tylered by Woahtherebuster May 25, 2019