You're turning into a groudon 

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.

Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.

You're turning into a groudon by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011

turning tricks

What a prostitute does, selling sex for money or drugs. The trick is the job, where a john pays for sex.

Where's Lane?
Down on Clay St. turning tricks again.

turning tricks by Mercury1 October 16, 2005

turning lane 

The lane you turn in, which gives you a brief few seconds to show off to everyone your 84's, candy paint, or obnoxiously loud music or any other accessories you may have outside of your vehichle, or possibly inside if you have an invisible top. Or you may want to show off your invisible set and princess cut in the turning lane, who knows?

Your dane is giving me brain in the turning lane!

turning lane by kh2dotnet May 23, 2005

Turning Stone 

The worst casino on Earth, located in Verona, NY. The payouts are god-awful, they don't serve alcohol, and you could drop $1,000 there and not get comp'd a sandwich. However it's proximity to Albany, Syracuse and Rochester keeps it full, despite the fact that everyone knows going there is a bad idea.

Londoncatfish: "Wanna go to Turning Stone?"
Wood: "Let's just burn our money and buy hotdogs instead"

Turning Stone by kraka December 8, 2006

slipping in the turning lane 

To get car jacked in the far right lane at an intersection because you stopped instead of rolling through and making the right turn. This term was made infamous in Texas. Mainly in the Houston, Dallas, and Port Arthur areas. Car jackers set up and hide at intersections waiting for a vehicle of there liking to roll through. If it stops and is in the turning lane, car jackers ambush the vehicle, get in and make the right for the previous driver never to be seen again. Car jackers who do this, have no shortage of victims in Texas. Many people in Texas have slabs and/or customized, flashy vehicles and one of the ways they show them off is by moving slow or stopping in the turning lane near intersections.

When your in Texas, don't EVER get caught slipping in the turning lane.

slipping in the turning lane by Iceman929 March 3, 2008

turning japanese 

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.

Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.

turning japanese by Chris Paladino March 19, 2003

bowl turning 

Arbitrarily changing something in a way that does not improve it or detract from it.

Mary offered a bowl turning solution to the situation that did not inspire her shipmates.

bowl turning by Lorenzo Colasante March 6, 2008