love truncheon 

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

love truncheon by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007

Luncheon Meat Truncheon 

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

Luncheon Meat Truncheon by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

Trenched

Trenched is the feeling of absolute body shutdown, after you have been intoxicated. it is the feeling that you can not even move and have reached your max, intoxication. This feeling will be followed by fatigue and loss of short term memory.

After taking a hit of salvia Matt lays on the ground and repeats " I'm Trenched", unable to get up.

Trenched by Blowfro February 19, 2009

love truncheon 

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

love truncheon by patricia October 1, 2003

turkey truncheon 

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

turkey truncheon by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

Traunched 

A combination of drunk, high and tired. Pushing the capable boundaries of the human body on a night out.

Synonyms: sloshed, mortal

“Man he’s absolutely traunched right now”

“I was so traunched last night”

“I’ve been partying all night I’m completely traunched”

Traunched by Winshumloseshum June 20, 2018

Trenched

Another word for faded. After feeling the effects of marijuana, one might feel tired and just want to sleep. One would feel extreme sluggishness. Also means being not high anymore

Person 1: Woah, that green was so dank! I love smoking it.
Person 2: Yeah, but I was so trenched from it after!
Person 1: That sucks

Trenched by lalapalooza67 December 2, 2010