Trumpkin 

When Donald J. Trump gets a “sloppy” blumpkin from Ivanka. He must be eating McDonald’s during and before for at least 24 hours. He must be sitting on a golden toilet. He must have Billy Corgan’s band legally changed to the name of The Smashing Blumpkins. He then has to get billy corgan over to wrestle a crocodile While singing “ despite all my rage I Still love Faceoff with Nicholas Cage“.

After Trump has 36 trumpkins bequeathed to him, hologram ODB will run for President.

This is the official Trumpkin definition as learned from any degree in Shamanism from Trump University.

“ I was listening to the news and looks like he’s at Trumpkin #35. IBM is almost done coding ODB as a hologram. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna legalize medical PcP again”.

Friend : “ no shit. If he doesn’t ODB will”.

Trumpkin by Holograms Keep Cucking Me May 22, 2020

Trumpkin 

Trumpkin: A supporter of Donald Trump. Origin: Trump + bumpkin.

Many Christian evangelicals are trumpkins.

Trumpkin by Rascalkr June 4, 2018

Trumpkin 

trumpkin is one who follows President Trump. Republicans, friends, maga, any person who likes

Trumps ideals

She was a trumpkin in the last US election.

Trumpkin by Gypstlea January 24, 2017

Trumpkin 

Similar to a blumpkin, it is when someone in the Oval Office gives Donald Trump a blowjob while he is taking a shit on his diamond studded golden toilet.

Sean Hannity could barely talk tonight after giving an hour long Trumpkin earlier in the day.

Trumpkin by StevieGSpot69 October 17, 2019

Trumpkin 

Someone who defends every action or word from President Trump, regardless of the good or bad it is.

Bob: Trump said he would get Mexico to pay for the wall and he will!
Joe: Bob, you're such a Trumpkin. We can pay for it ourselves. Mexico can't even pay for their own shit.

Trumpkin by Always honest always right January 16, 2019

trumpkin 

when you give an orange man head while hes peeing on your mom and his last name is trump

im gave dad trumpkin last night

trumpkin by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

trumpkin 

Fanatic follower of Donald Trump in his quest for the presidency.

Donald Trump attended a rally surrounded by thousands of Trumpkins.

trumpkin by rmorrow149 December 17, 2015