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deer truffles 

M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.
deer truffles by thistlebottom April 18, 2010

Tramps Truffles 

Discarded, half eaten fast food, usually chips/fries or pizza.
Wow, check out all the tramps truffles over there, no-one's going hungry tonight!

Muff Truffles 

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.
I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.
Muff Truffles by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

meat truffles 

that's a kick in the old meat truffles
meat truffles by litlelev March 31, 2009

searching for truffles 

The act of oral sex which inevitably leads to the sound a swine might make whilst foraging for fungi
Girls love it when guys go searching for truffles in their never regions

tramp's truffles

discarded chips/french fries
salad dodger : If you don't want those tramp's truffles, pass them over here.
tramp's truffles by Sarah W August 23, 2005