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My Tommie hurts
tommie by Majikk April 14, 2016
An overall bad friend, who deserves no real attention and/or love.
Steve: "Omg, Carl you just ate my sandwich."

Carl: "I am such a Tommie."
Tommie by SquidSquisher June 29, 2015
The fakest person you will ever meet in the world and tends to be bald and ugly,black with an tiny orphan dick.
damn girl is a tommie
tommie by tommie is fake October 6, 2017
Big dick and get bear hoes on god
Tommie is fucking hot
Tommie by Daddy Pete November 23, 2021
Someone you can't help falling madly in love with, despite their obvious weird nature and chaotic gestures. Their hugs are something anyone would adore, a pure expression of love. Only a Tommie could fathom making you feel that special.

They're very reserved in nature, only showing their true colors when comfortable with you, and you'll never know someone you'll love as much as them.

Treasure your Tommie while you have them.
"Wow, you're really simping for Tommie, aren't you?"
"I can't help it, they're just so perfect!"
Tommie by TheQueensToast June 4, 2022
The name gIven to:
A. 21y0F. Orphan child that h8. Helping others to do the right thing w/ pure intentions.

Fried 0r.I.p.s. Islyltd
4 ppl she wuv.

Usually does things backwards but ever once

In blue’ Moon findS.heRself doing all good things the most impoRtant natural function you @ll M.K.0. Simply breathing easier caressed with lullabies of a heartbeat.
Tdawg: I can’t fw tommie after she just walked out like that.

D1: yeah I dunno they all seem pretty pissed.
Tommie: What didn’t I do this time?
TOMMIE by Lttdg September 26, 2022