Tijuana Sharpie

Noun; A hard and/or frozen turd used for writing/drawing in any slogan or other artistic endeavor including but not limited to face painting, graffiti, etc.

After a long night of drinking Amanda used a Tijuana Sharpie to draw a mustache on Tim and a unibrow on Taylor while they were passed out.

Tijuana Sharpie by Tad Thicke June 30, 2017

Tijuana snowstorm 

The act of ejaculating into a small desk fan while your partner sits with their face on the other side, So that the load hits the blades and is scattered like the juicy flakes of an oncoming blizzard.

Jesus, is that lotion on your face or did you get a Tijuana snowstorm?

Tijuana snowstorm by Lil’nacho May 28, 2019

Tijuana Surprise 

The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.

I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.

Tijuana Surprise by 1AnalWart November 29, 2015

tijuana spyglass

The act of placing an empty corona bottle into the anus of another. The bottle should be inserted bottom first. Once the bottle is inserted the other party can look into the open bottle and take a look at the inside of the anus. It is a tasteful mix of voyeurism and sado-masochism.

Hey I'm gonna give you a tijuana spyglass I am going to take this bottle and shove it up your ass.

Me: Why?

So I can check out that hot colon.

tijuana spyglass by Clint Wilder March 8, 2008

Tijuana Slugger 

The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.

Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!

Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?

Person 1 - No...

Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...

Tijuana Slugger by Stryker916 November 21, 2011

Tijuana Sex Change 

when your cock is pulled back from behind, and you're fucked like a girl.

Last night, my boyfriend let me give him Tijuana sex change, and i feel like it brought us closer together.

Tijuana Sex Change by Nolando blume October 21, 2018

Tijuana Shoeshine 

The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.

I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.

Tijuana Shoeshine by pizzafucker13 April 17, 2009