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thou mother art gay 

Things they said while fighting year 400
- Thou mother art gay

*Opponent explodes instantly*

O Brother, Where Art Thou? 

Great movie starring George Clooney. It's based on Homer's Odyssey but is set in Mississippi during the depression.
The One-Eyed Bible Salesman in O Brother, Where Art Thou? is definetly polyphemus the cyclops from the Odyssey.

Who art thou father? 

When Who's your daddy? gets tired, change it up with a little "Who art thou father?" Can also be embellished with a chaser, as in "Who art thou father... biotch?!?"
Vader: "Luke"
Luke: "Yes?"
Vader: "I am your father."
Luke: "No, that's not true... that's impossible..."
Vader: "Who's your daddy?"
Luke: "NOOOO!"
Vader: "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?"
Luke: "I'll never join you!"
Vader: "Didn't you show up here with two hands? Who art thou father?"
Luke: "Well played."

Wherefore art thou 

Spoken by Juliet in William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Wherefore means “why", in this line Juliet alludes to the feuding families of the play - lamenting Romeo's name.
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Wherefore art thou by DerpySqwuid December 7, 2018

O Brother, Where Art Thou? 

Great movie with George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelsn, etc. Adventure of a few bumbling hick crooks becoming famous musicians.
Last night, I watched the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Art thou bedlamite? 

Classy old english way of saying "You mad bro?"
a: Why does everyone watching stupid ponies?! FUUUUUUUCK DIS GAY SHIT

b: Art thou bedlamite?
Art thou bedlamite? by Fun1k September 7, 2012