Surfing the Web
A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.
Surfing the Web by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006
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Search the Web
When you get wordspyware/word installed on your computer, your homepage is usually reset to a homepage offering you to "search the web". Spyware blows ass.
Search the Web by adonkeyisaass February 24, 2004
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Release the Web
To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.
Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
Release the Web by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
surfing the web
A subtle way to say looking for and/or watching porn. Something to tell people if you don't want them to know about your addiction.
Chatter: Hey man what are you up to??
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.
Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.
Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...
surfing the web by noexperience February 13, 2010
surfing the web
When any one is on the internet,looking for games and any other sort. Searching for wild and outgoing things. Or just actual games.Also meaning to be a internet freak but you are surfing the web(internet).The whole meaning to it is search.
I'm a internet freak and i got nothing to do.I'm going to search the web.. "Look i am surfing the web and so are you!!"
surfing the web by 805 man March 20, 2008