The Superman Curse 

A strange coincidence involving various misfortunes involving people who have played the legendary superhero "Superman" in popular media.

The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.

While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.

Is the Superman Curse real? The world may never know. But one thing's for sure: These two actors are dearly missed.

The Superman Curse by Ubeenbamboozledson July 20, 2021

The Flying Superman Fist of Pleasure 

When the women is on the bed, legs open for delivery, and the male is on the furthest wall from the woman, the man will proceed to get into a "superman pose" with his head down and his hand in a fist. The man will now proceed to get a running start (at super human speed) and jump fist first into the female's WAP ( wet ass pussy). The deeper the better!

Did you hear Becky had to go to the hospital after David attempted the Flying Superman Fist of Pleasure

The Flying Superman Fist of Pleasure by 1001010000001 June 17, 2021

superman the hoe 

when you gving it from the back, and youre about to bust a nut, pull it out, squirt it alllllll over her back. then roll that hoe over stickin her to the sheets.

watch me crank and watch me roll, watch me crank that soulja boi then SUPERMAN THE HOEEEEE.
supersoak that hoe.

superman the hoe by sierra and rayne XD December 16, 2007

The Arabian Superman 

When the guy cums on the girl's back and rolls her over onto the covers making them stick to her back and creating a cape, after this the guy then jerks off until he is about to blow his load then holds it until he can make an "explosion" into the girl's face

Hey nice cape!

I Know, my boyfriend gave me The Arabian Superman last night

The Arabian Superman by KW!! January 16, 2009

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

The Return of Superman 

The Best Show Ever for adults and teens and even also Young children also this is fun and great

Park: What Are you watching?
Ashley: The Return of Superman
Park: it's great to watch this show but i have popcorn, soju, kimchi and demisoda
Ashley: Now let's watch because it's cool

The Return of Superman by Hyebun1 April 28, 2021

The New Adventures of Superman 

When Teri Hatcher was hot.

There's something wrong with this episode of Desperate Housewives - it looks as if Teri Hatcher is eating food. Oh, wait, it's The New Adventures of Superman.

The New Adventures of Superman by OD Smith January 13, 2009