the south 

The lower eastern part of the United States. A place rich in industry, agriculture and known world wide for medical and biomedical science which will come in handy when all of you fucks,who think (we are all rednecks) contract AIDS. Better start quilting, bitches!!

Fuck with the best, die like the rest.

the south by naturalbornhater August 26, 2006

The South 

Made the butt of jokes by Northerners. The South is filled with hard workers, some of the most hospitable people you will come across, friendly and down to earth, and are surrounded by beautiful mountains. It is also filled with people who can build, successfully grow gardens, and if disaster struck, generally live off the land. Because they have the wit and skill and determination to do those things that Northerners do not. The South is not full of racists or dumb people, the South has educated people and civilization---also the part of the United States where the most common sense is used. People are appreciative of what they have, and work hard to get it. They have manners and morals, and is arguably one of the calmest places to live in America.

The South tends to have its own feel to it. From hustling cities to winding country roads. From Victorian-styled homes to modern-day houses. It has charm and natural beauty. The people are proud of who they are.

"Stupid Southern idiots. Don't they know how to read or write or even speak?"
"Well, obviously. Nashville, Tennessee, is actually called the Athens of the South because of all of its colleges and universities."

"What's so special about the South?"
"It's naturally charming. It is also home of the Linville Caverns, Grandfather Mountain, the birthplace of Jazz, the Biltmore Estate and Gardens, and more."

I'm proud to be a Southerner. Even if that makes me a hillbilly, a redneck, a flag waver, a backwards fool . . . it doesn't matter! I am proud to say I am a Southerner.

The South by Roseatter August 20, 2013

the south 

A distinctive region covering a large portion of the United States. Due to the region's unique cultural and historic heritage, the South has developed its own customs, literature, musical styles (such as country music and jazz), and cuisine. Southern states include:

Alabama
Arkansas
Georgia
Florida
Tennessee
North Carolina
South Carolina
Louisiana
Mississippi
Texas
Virginia

And Sometimes considered part of the south (depends on your sources:)

West Virginia
Oklahoma
Kentucky

The south is way better than the north.

Shut the fuck up and recognize, the south is superior to you northern bitches. I know I'ma get a lot of thumbs down for this shit, but who gives a shit. Fuck all the stereotypes.

the south by AC December 28, 2005

The South 

1. South East part of the United States

2. A land filled with many Christians and Republicans sometimes referred to as "Jesus Land".

3. A place where the old trailer parkRednecks Hicks teach kids how to hate at a young age.

Cletus: Now looky here Jimbo I dun told you aint to have sex with my sister!
Jimbo: Well why not paw?
Cletus: Oh shut up boy.
Jimbo: Hey paw. Y'all see dem black folks over dere?
Cletus: I see dem boy. Les hurry on home and talk bad bout dem Niggars! Dem queers!
Jimbo: Dun talk so loud Paw dey might beat us up like dem gooks did!

The South by bebo January 4, 2005

The South 

A place where beliefs on creationism, race, nutrition, religious difference, childrearing, women's roles, gay rights, and labor rights are 150 years behind the rest of the country.

"I wanted to know more about the 1800s, so I went to the South. They don't find the behavior of this Paula Deen character at all out of the ordinary."

The South by Justice777 August 18, 2013

The South 

Those nice places like Australia where the spirit is free to be Dionysian.

'The South is certified as a wise place of peace.' -MC Optimus of Downsyde

The South by Force Majeure January 11, 2009

the south 

A region of the United States that has an expanding economy and that's growing in population primarily due to people immigrating to it from outside the south or outside the United States. The south has alot of undeveloped land so real estate is dirt cheap, almost worthless, and over-all wages are lower than other regions of the United States; these things, along with an almost complete absence of unions and a popular culture that's historically somewhat subservient to authority and somewhat passive aggressive, make it to some extent desirable to big business. there's also more violent crime than other regions, alot of obese people, and alot of people who claim to be more Godfearing and more patriotic than nasty yankees.

my sister moved down to the south, and she's surprised at the high crime, large number of obese people, and phoney,exaggerated religious and patriotic attitude.

the south by el flaco August 30, 2006