the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy 

It's a strategy in Portal 1 Speedrunning based around skipping the opening of "flippy_turret_door_12", a func_door_rotating entity, in order to save time. It is known to be the longest expression for a speedrunning trick.
Also called "flippy skippy".

Azorae : "I just missed the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy"
Chat : "Ehh timeloss :( "

the turret flippy skippy tricky flingy wingy swingy thingy by PackSciences October 18, 2017

The Skimpy Towel Treatment 

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them

"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

The Skimpy Towel Treatment by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper" 

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper" by Farsidefan February 14, 2009

The Skipper 

A Fat Chick. A term taken from Gilligan's Island. A three hour tour says it all!

C.T.- "Bro, did you bang The Skipper last night?"

Kill- "Hell yeah fool! She was sniffin around my door so I had to hit it!"

C.T.- "Douchebag!"

The Skipper by Kill1349Chief February 2, 2009

Off the sippy cup

Off the alcohol or some type of liquor. Often used in the late nights and after or at parties. Off the sippy cup is the mild version of being drunk rather than being absolutely plastered.

“I’m off the sippy cup right now”

Off the sippy cup by Cockalino May 1, 2020

Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.

Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump

Skipping the flump by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015

Skipping The Office intro 

An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.

Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut

Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.

Skipping The Office intro by YeetSeat February 15, 2020