Michal the Professor
Michal the Professor by Majkl12 September 15, 2020
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The hungry professor consists of one member of a three way insisting upon wearing a shirt and tie during a Dirty Sanchez. This is often performed by members of the sex offenders list.
the hungry professor by XxxMax_NormanxxX May 27, 2019
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The Nutty Professor
–noun, singular; Similar to the bodyshot; The ballsack is stretched and pulled slightly downward to create a bowl-like enclosure. A shot is then poured into the temporary enclosure and consumed by a classy woman.
The Nutty Professor: "I threw a formal dinner party last night. Since I was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out Nutty Professor's to every female guest."
The Nutty Professor by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010
The Nutty Professor
A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.
The Nutty Professor by Undefeated Loser June 1, 2017
The Lazy Professor
The sexual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam.
"Hey man, how'd the studying go for the poetry test?"
"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
"Book on her back, cock in her crack, did The Lazy Professor but came on her rack."
The Lazy Professor by Dumple Foreskins December 15, 2014
the nutty professor
when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
the nutty professor by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006
The Nutty Professor
When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.
The Nutty Professor by Spider November 16, 2004