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The Margarita Mudslide 

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.
1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.

The Mississippi Mudslide Move 

A wrestling move used on a Cabot Junior High North wrestler that looks like minecraft Steve and a skinny boy that looks like a minecraft skeleton
Dang bro that kid that looks like minecraft steve just got put in The Mississippi Mudslide Move at the wrestling tournament

Mudslide in the canyon 

A person must first have diarrhea. This is the sexual act when said person poops in a woman's taint and allows it to slide into both the anus and vagina.
I heard Sheila got a mudslide in the canyon last night, it was pretty messy.

The North Korean mudslide 

It's where you drink half a cup of laxative before sex during which you crouch over your partner's face and say "here comes the pain in Korean as you shit all over your partner's face.

please note neither you or your partner have to be Korean to preform this.
Kris:So rojo what did you and your girl did for valentine's day?
Rojo: well after dinner we went back to my place and she gave me the North Korean mudslide.
Kris: so how was it?
Rojo: warm and inviting

Mudslide On The Rocks 

Eating pop rocks candy out of someone's ass
Intoxicator: Hey Puma, what did you do to me last night, it felt amazing

Sexy Puma: It's called a "Mudslide on the rocks."

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse 

Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.
Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!