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The cream man 

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt
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The Cream Norman 

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.
I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately
The Cream Norman by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022

Churn the Cream 

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.
Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!

whip the cream 

When a gentleman deposits his ejaculate into his lucky partner's splatterbox, he then withdraw's and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. The rapid mixing of semen and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. Thereby whipping the cream.
She'd been a rather good girlfriend lately so I thought I'd give her a treat once I finished. I decided to bring her to orgasm by using my fingers to whip the cream.
whip the cream by The Iron Weasel December 6, 2015

churning the cream 

Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation.
"No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream."

Chasing the cream 

Adapted from Chasing the dream meaning that someone is masturbating.
Could be used for other sexual practices.
Charlie- "Why is luke not picking up his phone?"
Arthur-"Must be chasing the cream"
Charlie-"word."
Chasing the cream by Creamchaser21 September 8, 2010