The Clarke Rule 

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

The Clarke Rule by Malgin February 15, 2024

The Dick Clark 

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

The Dick Clark by CDouble January 9, 2007

The Mr Clarke 

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"

"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"

The Mr Clarke by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021

clark the canadian hockey goalie 

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

clark the canadian hockey goalie by boots13 March 22, 2009

The Dick Clark 

Also known as the Auld Lang Syne, this is when a guy: 1) dips his balls in glue, 2) dips his balls into a bowl of glitter, 3) counts down from 10, 4) drops his glitter-covered balls into a girl's mouth as he cries out "Happy New Year!"

I rang in the New Year by givin' this bitch The Dick Clark.

The Dick Clark by Josiah Clevenger October 6, 2012

Clark & The Burkeman 

"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."

"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."

Clark & The Burkeman by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009

The Hot Clark 

The Hot Clark is when you shit your pants on the way to work, work in them all day while smearing the shit deep into the fibers of your trousers, then take them home for the wife to wash.

“Honey I’m home and I brought You The Hot Clark”

The Hot Clark by trashbox96 December 13, 2019