The Biden Blitz 

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!

The Biden Blitz by Big Hodge October 27, 2021

the wendy's blitz

The wendy's blitz is a simple maneuver which may be utilized when you a.) do not have money for wendy's or b.) don't feel like spending the money for wendy's. To do this, you pile several people in to a car, and have on strip down naked, and drop them off behind the wendy's. next, you order a boatload of food, and just as the cashier hands the food out the window, you have the naked friend haul ass around the side of the building, take the food and run off into the woods or some secluded place, and you act disgusted to the point where you do not want the food anymore, because youjust saw a nudist make off with your big bacon classic, and then drive to a predetermined meeting point with the streaking theif, and munch out

Stoner 1: Yo, you wanna get a double at wendys or suttin?
Stoner 2: Nah, i aint got the money yo
Stoner 1: It's iight, we can just run the wendy's blitz
Stoner 2: Aiight, le's roll

the wendy's blitz by random redneck May 4, 2006

The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz 

A modification of the engage 8 (which is when you like as many things as you can, at least 40 or 50, on a person's facebook wall) only in this version, you and a friend mutually decide to Engage 8 someone on the same day or consecutive days. For best results, do it on a person who has a good sense of humor.

DISCLAIMER: If the person deletes you as a friend, The Yeti Wayne is not responsible.

Bobby: Hey Food Stampz, what should we do today?

Food Stampz: I was thinking of engage 8'ing that cutie Allous2000

Bobby: That's weird! So was I!

FSZ: Well we could both do it
Bobby: yeah we'll do The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz!

The Zone Sweet 16 Blitz by The Yeti Wayne May 13, 2010

The Blithering Shits 

The only way to describe a REALLY bad case of diarrhea.

The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.

The Blithering Shits by late4supper April 5, 2024

Blitzing the A gap 

Slang term for Anal Sex. In the sport American Football, blitzing the A gap means to send in a defensive player, almost always a linebacker, through the small space between the center and the left or right guard.

If someone hears you mention blitzing the A gap and assumes it's dirty slang, chances are you can convince them that you're talking about football.

Man, that linebacker sure can blitz the A gap of that offense.

Damn, she's got a nice ass. I wouldn't mind blitzing the A gap.

Blitzing the A gap by Blitz her right in the A-Gap July 10, 2015

The_Real_Blitzo

The Daddy©™ of r/Dailyfnafmemes.

u/AubergineDegenerate: "I was talking with The_Real_Blitzo, he said the new Helluva Boss episode was bullshit.

The_Real_Blitzo by Goofy Nigga Doin Shit June 25, 2024

blitzed on the bird 

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

blitzed on the bird by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008