Texas Tornado 

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again

You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado

Texas Tornado by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Texas Tornado 

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.

Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.

Texas Tornado by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018

Texas tornado 

When you shit and piss into a blender.

Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.

Texas tornado by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019

Texas Tornado 

This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.

Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday

Texas Tornado by Ianfleming December 28, 2024

texas tornado match 

a gimmick tag team match in pro wrestling

In a texas tornado match, both members of each tag team are allowed in the ring. Essential, you have 4 wrestlers and 1 referee in the ring. In order to win, BOTH members of the opposing team have to be pinned or made to submit or disqualified or counted out.

texas tornado match by Super Guy February 4, 2004

Texas tornado twist 

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.

I’ma Texas tornado twist yo ass girl

Texas tornado twist by Subdued October 9, 2021

double texas tornado 

When you stimulate all sides of the vagina using four fingers in opposite directions in a rotating motion

Him: Stacy why are you walking so funny?

Her: My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and gave me the double texas tornado, my vag felt like it was in a blender!

double texas tornado by Pussy Punch February 1, 2021