tell me true 

To say this is asking for unfiltered, unbiased real facts to be laid bare. It means your heart is ready for whatsoever may come next guised concepts find you thru looking square and objectively when they become unveiled.

Just out with it, already ...alright?? I need to know- whether Eva is truly descended from an actual unicorn because of fooling with the dark math . You hold but some answers ..or complete truth inside of this ageless quandary, and somehow.. Now tell me true (!!!) The heavens tire of your shrouded allegiance, man. Forsooth, for I say- give it up .. !!

tell me true by y'shua May 13, 2019

tell me a joke 

you

how bout you tell me a joke you bastard

tell me a joke by *insert a name here* February 3, 2014

tell me how my ass tastes 

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

tell me how my ass tastes by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008

tell me when to go 

1. Probably the best bay area slap that got this whole hyphy movement introduced to the rest of the country even southern california.
2. A term used in the yay area to get ready to get hyphy, go dumb, thizz etc.

1. Now shake dem dreads...(going stupid at a club in
oakland)
2. We was in fillmoe up in the city just crusin and ''tell me when to go'' came on the radio so we all pulled a slideshow in our scrapers right on divisidero and grove.

tell me when to go by tyrone j July 4, 2006

tell me a story 2 

Part 2

The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.

tell me a story 2
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"

tell me a story 2 by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021

tell me about it 

1) A way of stating that they're talking about something you know very well or agree with.
2) A way of stating that they're actually talking about you. (Often used as sarcasm).

1)
Ben: Punching hurts people
Frank: Tell me about it!

2)
Ben: Did you tell her about your "problems"
Frank: Being god-like isn't a problem
Ben: Tell me about it

tell me about it by Aprimez November 14, 2011

Tell me why 

Meant to emphasize how ridiculous a certain situation is. Put in front of a statement. It is never taken as a question, therefore, is never answered.

"Tell me why it was sunny this morning and now it's raining."

"Tell me why there's a hole in my rudepants."

Tell me why by Carbutt April 2, 2007