Teddy Roosevelt Conversation

1. A three-person conversation in which two people are competing to eventually sleep with a third person, usually by way of a shared conversational topic in which the two competitors are trying to show that they know more than the other.

“Dude did check out the Teddy Roosevelt Conversation happening on the couch! My money is on the tall one!”

Teddy Roosevelt Conversation by djxo October 14, 2025

Reverse Teddy Roosevelt 

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.

One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Reverse Teddy Roosevelt by Dreznych December 11, 2010

A Teddy Roosevelt 

An alcoholic beverage that consists of a beer, a shot of vodka, a shot of whiskey, a shot of rum and crushed adderal all mixed into a beer bong.

A Teddy Roosevelt will fuck you up.

A Teddy Roosevelt by tripsaplenty May 23, 2011

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt 

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt by Dreznych December 11, 2010

teddy broosevelt 

The name a bro gives another bro as a sign admiration.

Ex.
Bro 1: Dude your my Teddy Broosevelt!

Bro2: thanks bro

teddy broosevelt by The_realpokemonmaster July 17, 2016

Teddy Roosevelting

The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.

Dude, Jason is straight Teddy Roosevelting. He just bagged a water buffalo and took her to pound town. He's definitely gonna try and put his big toe in that tonight.

Teddy Roosevelting by ChiFrank August 11, 2014