Technotard 

A person that is technologically stunted.. has difficulty understanding basic concepts, even with a detailed explanation.

I tried to run them through the process of changing a sparkplug, but they were too technotarded to get it.

Technotard by dodogas February 24, 2011

technotard 

someone who is incapable of comprehending new technologies and their uses.

A technotard is a person who is unable to get around on their phone or computer or has to hand over the remote to any new technology.

technotard by Gym76 December 8, 2010

technotard 

Used to describe those who are technologically challenged.

I can't figure out an excel formula and I am clueless as to how to use the remote for my new Hi Def TV. I am such a Technotard !!

technotard by Janet Goldstein September 26, 2006

Technotard 

A person, usually middle-aged baby-boomer who is completely inept at using most forms of modern technology, including, but not limited to; cell phones, computers, PDAs, printers, fax machines, photocopiers, etc.

My father can not figure out how to check his email or download a simple attachment. My father is a technotard.

Technotard by jettyrock March 25, 2009

technotard 

Technotard: Combination of the word technology and retard
A technotard is a person that has delayed development in
grasping new technology.

He unabashedely admitted to being a real "technotard" when it comes to installing his new software into his computer.

Grandma is the most lovable "technotard" she never has learned how to put her DVD'd into her video system no matter how many times I explain it to her.

I had to ask my 11 year old son how to IM my daughter at college. I felt like a real "technotard"!

technotard by Patt Cotingham March 11, 2007

Technotard 

Technotard is a derogatory term used by technology experts to describe people with little or no technical ability. Additionally, technotards do not generally have the desire or willingness to learn about technology. Instead, they rely upon technology experts or geeks to do everything for them. Technotards often have the mistaken belief that technical problems can be solved with little or no effort, and be fixed in less than five minutes.

One that has no ability to do more than check e-mail.

Tom is such a TECHNOTARD!!

He created a document, saved in on a floppy, gave the floppy away and now cannot understand why he can't get the file because it shows up in his 'Recent Documents' list!

Technotard by Coop Member September 28, 2006

Technotard 

Someone who is not technologically inclined or able to use basic office machines.

Carol can't figure out how to use her scanner. She's a technotard.

Technotard by Alice Crowley March 30, 2009