Tampon tea 

When a woman leaves her used tampon to sit in the toilet bowl and the blood releases into the water causing it to turn red.

I went to take my morning pee and what should I find other than A beautifully steeped batch of tampon tea.

Tampon tea by J. Monte July 10, 2018

Tampon Voice 

The voice you use while quietly asking an embarrassing question that you don't want anyone else to hear. You would use this voice if you were asking somebody for a tampon.

Shauna asked Heidi for a tampon using her Tampon Voice so Craig wouldn't hear hear.

Tampon Voice by Lord Bromosome October 2, 2016

Vodka Tampons 

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.

"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

Vodka Tampons by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012

liquor tampon 

Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.

"Get that liquor tampon out of your asshole and just drink like a normal person"

liquor tampon by Hotboxtheyurt September 28, 2014

tampon boy

Kali Muscle's most favorite word.

"These fuckboys, tampon boys are spreading hate on social media."

tampon boy by thestupidjacked March 22, 2017

Attention Tampon

Someone who soaks up all of the attention.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't stand this new guy, he's such a kiss-up!

Guy #2: I know! He's such an attention tampon!

Attention Tampon by TheSpirix January 23, 2011

tampon swing 

Pulling a bloody tampon out your cunt getting blood on the toilet bowl

Karen tampon swinged all over my toilet now theres blood everywhere looks like a crime scene

tampon swing by Tomscunt January 19, 2016