tamalavelocity
tamalavelocity by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006
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Tamaki
Tall, blonde, and princely. A super sweet guy with a huge ego. He knows he's awesome. He just doesn't let you know that he knows.
Tamaki by PseudonymsForPie March 1, 2012
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Tamaharu
Phrase used to describe the canon couple Tamaki Suoh and Haruhi Fujioka from the popular anime/manga "Ouran High School Host Club." Tamaki is a rich pretty boy found of the Host Club and the illegitimate son and heir to the owner of Ouran Academy. Haruhi is a poor girl who got into Ouran Academy on a scholarship. Her late mother, of whom she wishes to follow in the footsteps of, was a lawyer and her father is a professional transvestite. Due to her loose clothing and scattered appearance, Tamaki first mistook her for a boy. To pay off a debt she gained from breaking a vase, Haruhi had to masaquerade as a boy and join the Host Club.
I read this great Tamaharu fic last night! Tamaki and Haruhi admitted their feelings for eachother! It was so sweet!
Tamaharu by Poetic Ramblings July 15, 2010
sizzling hot tamale
This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
sizzling hot tamale by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
taalia
Taalia. She is definitely smart and talented. She has a curvey body and she plays hard to get. Even though she's fun to be around she can be a witch at times. Her looks will make a man melt down and she's also a player
Get yourself a Taalia
taalia by Utubjsbissskks January 20, 2018
inverted tamale
The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.
inverted tamale by Dark Smith January 10, 2008