Takin' the toast 

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.

"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.

Takin' the toast by mega miles December 17, 2008

Takin' a number three 

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.

hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three

Takin' a number three by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town 

to have sex

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town by verb dog August 29, 2011

takin' it dry 

When you take the big one into your anal cavity without lubrication. Can be a male or female recepient.

Matt's girfriend likes to takin' it dry.....

takin' it dry by Tee Bagg January 21, 2006

takin' it to the hole 

A sexual phrase in which one individual goes on an enduring and exhausting hunt to score with an orafice of the human body, regardless of the orafice's loaction and gender. Usually stated by an acquaintance in reference to what the "hunter" has been doing.

Oh man, last night, Jim tried takin' it to the hole, but no dice.

takin' it to the hole by Mix Master Dane March 8, 2005

Takin' a Trump 

When the human body's digestive branch makes a motion to defecate. Then, after acting upon the motion, the results are much more foul, odious and disgusting than originally thought. The regret is so palpable as to be almost unbearable. The aftermath leaves one's sphincter weak, flappy and violated.

After that chili cook off, I thought my trip to the head would be a routine drop off; instead I wound up Takin' a Trump. Sad!

Takin' a Trump by popmafioso1 March 21, 2017

takin obama to the whitehouse

takin a dump, poopin, crappin

DAMN, I'm bout to be takin obama to the whitehouse! where's the crapper!?

takin obama to the whitehouse by wacky D May 7, 2010