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Acronym: Times Are Fucking Tough. In other words life sucks, deal with it.
"the boss is making me work though lunch"

"TAFT"

"true that."
TAFT by Swintronix April 20, 2009
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Totes Awesome For Toes .. that's all you need to know
"dude how's your ice cream"
"It's TAFT"

or

"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"
TAFT by I'm Taft October 8, 2011
the skin between a man's bunghole and ballsack
careful of my taft
taft by ak_surfer October 21, 2003
"If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.
"Hey ma, are we home yet?

"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."

Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."

Real sign. Real people. Taft, California
taft by Vizzl3 February 12, 2009
a bullshit place in connecticut overrun by a bunch of piss-drinking, unshowered, inbred wasp taints.
nick fessenden is taft's coolest student.
taft by the one who knows March 5, 2004
There All Fuckin Tweekin. small town outside of bakersfield ca. populated mostley by illegal wetbacks and crackheads
taft has more drug bust than bakersfield and field workers
taft by neilnbob June 18, 2009