Swanning

Underwear and tight clothing can restrict and bend the male reporoductive organ during arousal, creating the shape of a swan's neck.

"This beer is so good mate, I'm bloody swanning!"

by LuckNPike September 17, 2015

Swanning

Essentially this is a variation of "the Shocker." Swanning occurs when a person places either the pinky and or ring finger into a womans anus while reaching the thumb over the vagina to apply clitoral stimulation. One can imagine the position and reaching of the thumb as the craning of a swans neck.

Woman: My vagina is so sore right now, but I'm kinda horny. Could go for a serious Swanning right now.

by balthadon November 8, 2011

Swanning

To partake in mouth to mouth tongue jousting with a lady.

Ross has been swanning that girl for about five minutes now.

by John Longus Legend October 28, 2010

swanning

The act of eating ones grenade, resulting in serious injury, or death.

sonso ate swan's grenade

by muzzy July 16, 2003

swanning

swanning is a term synonymous with “chilling” referring to the way swans chill in water.

Person 1: “What were you up to last night”
Person 2: “Not much, just swanning”

by mabwan July 24, 2021

Swanning

the week period between royal death and coronation when its legal to hunt and eat swans in the UK

tom and bill decided to go swanning to celebrate the death of the queen

by mithos london May 20, 2022

Swanning

The period between when the queen dies, and the next coronation, when all the swans in the UK become fare game in a purge-style event. Local parks become tasty tasty bloodbath, and there's foie gras for all!

Bro, Liz is dead, we going swanning fam? Yes blad, Let me get me garden sheers!

by FoxBear May 20, 2022