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Strawberry cream surprise 

Inserting your special cream into a sleeping ginger
Let’s give that fat ginger a strawberry cream surprise they deserve

The cream corn surprise 

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .
"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise 

I was getting ready to fuck this Korean whore. She wanted me to wear a condom. I said no. She said you promise to pull out. I said yes I will withdraw. I was enjoying fucking her and shot my cum into her tight sweet pussy making a Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise.

Anal Cream Pie Surprise 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.
"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!

Cream Pipe Surprise 

The act of ejaculating in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a gassy facial.

Note: If you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.
Douche: Hey, babe come over here,
GF: Whats up?
Douche: My car sounds kinda weird when I turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when I turn it on?
GF: Sure.
Douche: *turns key, floors it*
she gets covered in semen.
Douche: How did you like the Cream Pipe Surprise?
Cream Pipe Surprise by Yegee October 21, 2011

cream pie surprise 

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!