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i stubbed my toe dammit 

The definition is when a country person Stubbs there toe they usually scream cuss words
Fuck I stubbed my toe dammit!
Having one's mate steal your girlfriend.
You know your with you girl, things are all good (or so you think). Then bang, your girl dumps you and starts dating your mate. You've been stubbed.
stubbed by Mikie G January 6, 2006

stubbed dick 

when ones dick is so long that if they are not careful they will step on it while walking

this can sometimes end in loss in size
*black guy runing*

*guy trips on dick and loses three inches*

SHIT i stubbed dick
stubbed dick by iamnotracis December 7, 2010
In negotiations- when a potential buyer askes a lot of questions with no intent to actually buy this wasting all of the sellers time.

Also when the seller comes down on the price for said potential buyer, and the buyer declines. Stating. ”I can buy a new one for that”
Buyer- I know you are asking $10,000 for this Jeep and it’s in incredible shape. Will you take $5,000?

Seller- I have to sell it, yes I will take $6,000
Buyer- can you deliver it 300 miles to my house?

Seller- I will for gas money
Buyer- okay great. Well that’s too much money, I can get a new one for $7000.

(Actual value of Jeep- NADA $12699

Seller to friend- hey man some guy just wasted all my time asking about my Jeep. I care down on the price, offered to deliver it.

Friend - ya bro, sounds like you totally got sturged, I hate it when people do that.
Sturged by Steveo987 August 24, 2018

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE 

the sound you make when you stub your toe
* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE
Latishna decided she'd rather get stubbed after the Saturday night party so she started to flirt with the guy with short man syndrome.
stubbed by jfergkillah January 13, 2009