stoplight stalker

this is done when you either pull more forward than you normally would, or stop sooner than normal at a light in order to gain better position to see a hot chick in the car next to you.

i almost caused an accident earlier while doing a stoplight stalker. this chick was hot though.

by tony brian August 9, 2010

Stoplight party

A stoplight party is where you wear the colors of your relationship status. If you wear green it means you're single, red is taken, yellow means you're into someone at the party.

Matt: Hey, you guys going to Audrey's stoplight party?
Darren: What's a stoplight party?
Matt: Dude just wear red, nothing is more hot than a dude you can't get with.

by Geavanni June 19, 2020

stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.

those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Stoplight Rape

After waiting forever for the light to change, your car finally gets up to the intersection... just as the light turns red again. And you have to wait for fucking ever for the light to change again.

"It's about time-- Damnit! That's fucking stoplight rape!"

by Le Pingouin Pervers January 6, 2009

stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.

I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.

by potaytoes February 4, 2017

stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.

Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!

by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018

stoplight fartlek

A form of cross-country training originally from Sweden, but adapted to a city environment. Like traditional backcountry fartlek, stoplight fartlek involves changing the tempo of the run, except instead of instinctually changing pace, the speed is governed by traffic and lights.

"I thought I'd take a leisurely jog around the park, but it turned into a stoplight fartlek when I tried to ride a greenwave and dodge a couple buses."

by Harris Bergstein August 8, 2008