Stage Shark

A “Stage Shark” is a person attending a concert that procrastinates & doesn’t get to the concert on time or early enough to get up by the stage because they are lazy or just not courteous of other concert goers, who have waited for hours in lines to get up front. The “Stage Shark” waits (unintentionally because they are too busy conversing & consuming alcohol & dicking off) until the main act, after they are trash drunk and tries to “swim” or aggressively push their way (like a pack of sharks) to the front of the stage by ANY means necessary including acting like complete douchebags trying to start fights; knocking other men, women & teens out of the way.

Once they start a frenzy they can’t be stopped! Their breath reeks of beer & they tend to be sloppy drunk; falling ALL OVER innocent bystanders other concert goers.

“Stage Sharks” don’t understand that alcohol is a drug because it is legal so they overindulge and tend to run in packs or groups which makes them feel more secure about themselves.

Candy look out! The “Stage Sharks” are out in FULL force tonight & even though I got here early & waited patiently to see my favorite band, one of them knocked me down and several others to get to the front stage! What assholes!

Hey guys, I’m going to see the new rock band in town; better watch out for the “Stage Sharks” who try to ruin everyone’s night...

Look at that “Stage Shark” picking on that girl who’s trying to watch the show! What a loser!

Stage Shark by WickedHellamean November 6, 2018

Stage Makeup 

When a female or male, mostly female, is wearing too much makeup. The name originates from dancers and performers in live performances that would wear a large amount of makeup so that it could be seen by the audience as it watches the performance. It is normally worm by young teens but is not exclusive to them. The act of having Stage makeup in public is frowned upon in society as being socially deviate and extremely ugly from an aesthetics stand point

Clinton- "did you see that girl that had on too much makeup and looked like a holloween model.

Lomanico- Yeah,she definitly had stage makeup i didn't notice that girl because i was looking at the guy with too much make up. I think it looks cute on guys

Clinton- " i guess, but it looks horrible on woman."

Stage Makeup by AFallet1 October 28, 2010

Stage Genius 

JIMIN. Stage Genius. Stage Commander.

BTS lead vocalist and main dancer, King of Kpop, Kpop Frontman has been widely recognized by the public and media as the Stage Genius. With his unique vocals and unparalleled dance performances, watching Jimin is like watching art whenever he’s on stage. Since debut, he has been known as the Recruiting Fairy as he executes most of the killing parts in BTS choreography. Despite doing such intense moves, Jimin is still able to carry the most difficult and highest notes in BTS songs. Also known as Rookie’s Bible and Idol of Idols, the list of idols studying his fancams and covering his performances is growing, as expected.

His solo performances has always been iconic. MAMA 2016 LiexBME stage, 2018 Fan Dance (for which he was given National Honors), 2019 I Need You and 2020 Filter (dubbed as the highlight of MoTS concert by media) and Black Swan to name a few.

Jimin stage is art. Even the tips of his hair, fingers and toes evoke emotions. His charisma is unmatched. He is poetry in motion.

Stage Genius Jimin was awarded National Honors for his thirty second fan dance in 2018.

Stage Genius by UnbiasedViews January 28, 2021

Staggerlicious 

To look good walking while drunk, or look good in general while drunk

that girl is so staggerlicious walking down those stairs,,,,
I hope im looking staggerlicious i feel wasted

Staggerlicious by BEN KITCHIN March 26, 2009

Stage Crew 

Possibly one of the most misunderstood subcultures in any high school setting. Techies may wear a lot of black, but they're not always emo. They may seem like geeks, and often are, but they still know what's up. A crew can become something close to a family. Often, a kind of hierarchy develops within a crew where seniority is based on experience and know-how, not age.

Jock 1: "Dude, I heard you chilled with a bunch of techies last night. You going geek on us?!"

Jock 2: "Bro! The stage crew parties like a bunch of crazy people! I've never seen so many strobe lights!"

Stage Crew by Megacurt June 29, 2010

Stages of Derp 

For people that dont know the stages of derping.

Derping is very common now a days where you screw up something or you just come off as plain stupid.
There are four stages of derp:
The first stage in where the majority of people are at and are a non derp where they may screw up once in a while and just reset back to normal at the beginning of each day.
The second stage of derp is a Common derp and are usually found in ditches with a shovel as they are boarder line derp usually found with IQ's lower than 100 and derp from 5 to 15 times a day.
The third stage is where you fail at most things in life expessially english and dont know how to spell and may derp from 15 to 50 times a day. This stage is called a Pro-Derp.
The fourth stage is a Royal derp it has nothing to do with the queen but whoever is at this stage should get a medal of some sort because they derp at least 50 or more times a day.

"I hate These stages of derp because it always ends up that I am a common derp at at the end of the day."
"It's okay Ron, just next time don't drop out of grade 10"

Stages of Derp by BMilly4 July 10, 2011

Staged 

Something that is obviously planned and rehearsed

Omg that video was so staged

Staged by Idk.idk.idk February 25, 2018