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spooge cake 

a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.
Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.
spooge cake by frat113 February 12, 2013

spooge cake 

Any piece of hot male ass
Check out my li'l spooge cake! Isn't he so cute?
spooge cake by Pseudonymous June 26, 2005

spongecake 

a anoying kid who rages at fortnite
this spongecake is anoying
spongecake by boog yt October 17, 2018

Spongecake 

When your pancakes are spongey.
"My fucken pancakes are spongey . (Spongecakes kekekekek)"
Spongecake by Mia*lee July 30, 2017

Strawberry spongecake

When a girl is on her period and also has a yeast infection so when the guy pulls out her tampon it looks like a strawberry spongecake.
"Dude I was so hungry last night I ate my girl's strawberry spongecake. It was so fucking kinky."