sploot 

As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."

DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!

sploot by Blazaga June 23, 2006

sploot 

To leave tread marks in one's underwear

Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!

sploot by Steviedee January 30, 2004

Sploot 

The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table

Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot

Sploot by Random_pasta November 5, 2020

sploot 

the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.

I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.

sploot by Swimming with fetus April 12, 2006

sploot 

Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford

"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"

sploot by Liam April 10, 2007

Sploot 

The action of spitting something out.

Examples of things you can sploot include: Toothpaste, your partners milk, and the little pieces of popcorn that get stuck in between your teeth.

If you don't sploot your toothpaste then you might swallow it.

Sploot by SplootForAll April 13, 2017

Sploot 

Describes the action of a masseuse "accidentally" touching your genitals while giving you a massage.

"How was your massage? "
"Awesome! She totally splooted me"

Sploot by Just north May 10, 2018