softerness
I was unimpressed the softerness of the towels.
softerness by Eggyolked August 31, 2018
Get the softerness mug.
Softened by Distance (SBD)
When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly
Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
Softened by Distance (SBD) by trets May 7, 2009
Related Words
the stool softener
A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
the stool softener by e-rips December 16, 2003
fabric softener
fabric softener by what is fabric softener March 9, 2017
Fabric Softner
When partyin' at your buddies house take your girl in the laundry room, throw some clothes in the washing machine, have your girl sit up there while you give it to her, when it's time to blow lift up the lid and blow it in the machine then drop the lid.
One time we were having a kegger at my buddies when his parents were out of town, so I took my girl in the laundry room for a quickie and ended up dropin some fabric softner in the washing machine.
Fabric Softner by Shooperman November 14, 2006
Fabric softener kid
This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
Fabric softener kid by vallada November 4, 2009
Social Softener
A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
Social Softener by Mamahipster October 23, 2011