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River City Snowie 

A method of freebasing methamphetamine when access to clean water and spoons is limited. Residents of lowland housing in River City will use their own semen as solvent to dissolve meth so at to make it liquid enough to inject directly.
Man, the water's been cut off and all of my spoons have been stolen. I'm gonna have to make a River City Snowie of I want this crystal.
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Snowdeath 

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.
People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).
Snowdeath by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013

snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.
Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.
snowbesity by mattsmack March 7, 2015
Noun

All that is cute. A japanese word for saying something/someone is cute.
Why you so snouie?

What a snouie kitten.

THATS SOOO SNOUIE
Snouie by Inoue February 19, 2013
(noun) A portmanteau combining SNOW and HOMIE, a snomie is one's ski or snowboarding buddy. Snomies can include both inner and outer circles of friends sharing the same love and enthusiasm for snow sports.
GF: Let's go for brunch and antiquing on Saturday!
Me: Can't, babe. The snomies are heading to Mary Jane to shred the gnar.
Snomie by gregor_y March 6, 2017

snowver it 

when one is very much past the excitement of a big snowfall.
it's been snowing/raining/wintry mix-ing for about 3 days now. i'm snowver it.
snowver it by kds818 February 26, 2010

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

The only real and legit way of ending any haiku.

This sentence must at all times be used to end a haiku, ignoring the sentences that came before it.
A) Sonic the Hedgehog,
You are the best game ever.
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji