snorf 

The offspring of a Smurf and a Snork. These amphibious blue creatures measure three apples high and play the trumpet.

"While hiking through the woods this morning, I stepped on a snorf."

snorf by 1958Fury April 20, 2007

snorf 

Snorf is a giraffe with a dirty minge. She sticks her neck out for people.
Snorf's favourite moto is " Say No To Dirty Minges"

Go clean your cheesy minge out you dirty snorf

snorf by snorfie July 25, 2006

Snorf 

A load of jizz on a pile of shit

Pete said , "this work package isn't worth a Snorf ".

Snorf by Squirrel Rubber September 9, 2014

Snorf 

To eat very quickly and messily. Like snort, except involving food.

"She snorfed the last piece of pie."

Or,

"I snorf the slarf and then I horf."

Snorf by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Snorf 

Snorf

verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs

To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.

"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."

"She snorfed until her nose bled."

"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."

"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."

Snorf by Sean the Snorf Dude September 13, 2008

Jelly Snorf 

Snorting your own or someone else's semen out of someone's butt hole after anal sex.

Male 1: Did you hear that Lance did a jelly snorf out of his boyfriend?
Male 2: Yeah, it wasn't even his own load either.

Jelly Snorf by Chevy Mustang April 14, 2020

Snorf 

Person who sniffs bicycle seats

That guy is a Snorf, he was always smelling random bicycle seats at the commons in school.

Snorf by Blade 110 June 7, 2022