Sam Golbach’s Nipples 

sam’s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, i’ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips

sam golbach’s nipples are so tiny!

Sam Golbach’s Nipples by sam’s nipples October 13, 2020

skipplesqueeze 

when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong

"how was your holiday"
"oh my gosh, i got skipplesqueezed!"

skipplesqueeze by i frumpleskirt you August 15, 2019

Scipples 

Scabby nipples!!!!

"I took off my bra, and the hook scratched my nipple. Then i had scipples"

Scipples by TarterSauce007 May 16, 2009

snippler 

A person using a cellular device in a dark room, thereby distracting others from the focus of their attention.

During the prologue of a book reading, we were suddenly distracted by a snippler in front of us who was looking up The Page 69 Test on his phone. How rude!

snippler by snipplerpolice October 11, 2010

Snapples

A more exciting way to say SNAP! When you and someone else share the same view point!

Imogen: I love Jake Gyllenhaal!
Rachel: Snapples!

Snapples by Rachel Lucy Smith February 25, 2011

Arthur's nipples

An arthur's nipple is usualy a nipple that is hard due to hornyness or coldness. An arthur's nipple usually stands out when wearing any type of clothing, even sweater and jackets.

Damn, look at the arthur's nipples. that guy must be really horny!

Arthur's nipples by Big teetees May 27, 2010

Captain Kirk's Nipples 

Something to say when you experience something astonishing or amazing.

Captain Kirk's Nipples that was an awesome movie.

Captain Kirk's Nipples by Jables246 November 2, 2009