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Long snapping 

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion
Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."
Long snapping by RubLox November 5, 2016

snappin cock-eyes 

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.
I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.
snappin cock-eyes by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017

Angry Snapper 

When a person goes down to perform oral sex on a person and instead forcefully bites the clitoris/penis like a snapping turtle.
Brent sent Kelvin to the hospital last night after giving him an Angry Snapper. The damage is severe.
Angry Snapper by BigEvil13 March 29, 2015

Snapshow Crazy 

When a person (usually a young female) becomes emotionally unstable and maniacally loses their temper on a regular basis, most often when debating on topics such as driving skills, hygiene and the glass ceiling.
Gal: Hey dude should I bring this hoe to coyotes with us?
Jim: I dont know man, not a good idea, I heard that bitch was snapshow crazy.
Snapshow Crazy by The Achievers December 22, 2010

Snapshat 

Pooping and sending selfies, or pictures of your poop to others.
"How did you like your snapshat last night?"
Snapshat by fckthisessay April 5, 2015

maybe she snapped 

”Maybe she snapped” is basically saying

wow she did THAT she is not messing around she just decided to snatch everyone’s weaves no second thought