SME

This term or title is often used in the work force, to declare an individual a "Subject Matter Expert." Office douches that are appointed to this position are most commonly "experts" only when it comes to "Satisfying Men's Erections."

Ron the SME that he is, took one sweet hungry hard look at Dave's erection. Knowing exactly how to handle that, he began to shout "Come here big boy!"

by PresidentSantis January 20, 2015

SME

The act of working for complete morons that have the vocabulary skill of a literary genius but the common sense of kid with down syndrome that just smoked crack.

"Dude my job sucks, this is a total SME job!"

by isoskepsis September 22, 2011

SME

A small squirt of piss and shit. Kind of like a shart with the added bonus of a little peepee.

I just saw Colleen fall on her ass after trying to walk in her wedges, I laughed so hard I SMEed my pants!

by SULET November 5, 2012

sme

WHEN YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND. THE MEANING HAS BEEN LOST BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU USUALLY SAY TO PEOPLE WHEN YOU ARE JUST LIKE THEM.

SME

by G00N REY May 18, 2011

sme

The love of my life. Since the first day i layed my eyes on him, i wanted to enter him, in a sexual manner.

by Craig March 27, 2003

sme

Sme - The name given to a man who has an inverted chode that spews green pus.

I believe that guy over there is a sme

by Oswold March 27, 2003

SME

An acronym for the worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men: straight man energy.

The SME is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your SME away from me!

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023