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Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
Slapping the Sloth by Tra Trone January 6, 2013
"Pseudo legendary" Pokémon with the truant ability, where it only attacks every other turn.
Slaking is loafing around!

Slaying dragons 

A euphemism for having sex that originated on the Facebook fan page: RIP Severus Snape; The Bravest Man I've Ever Known after an admin said he was slaying dragons with his admin girlfriend.
Blaise and Astoria were slaying dragons last night for five hours.
"Omg you're slaying today. Your makeup is perfection!"
Slaying by ItsAPolarBear June 13, 2016
The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.
Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.
Soaping by imjustabill February 20, 2021
Look at that kid vaping, such a sapingo.
Sapingo by Baukon November 5, 2018