thick skulled 

A yard that doesn't understand anything that is said to him; nothing gets through his/ her skull

Faysal: You wanna do homework?
Stan: Sodium Hydrogen
Faysal: What? I don't get it.
Stan: As in NaH
Faysal: But those two can't be paired up
Stan: Holy shit you're so fucking thick skulled

thick skulled by Nats123 April 30, 2016

Crystal Skulled 

Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?

Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.

Crystal Skulled by Ryan "RyTheNewsGuy" Ernde August 30, 2014

skunked 

(of beer) gone bad

Bleh, this shit is skunked, how long's it been in your garage?

skunked by zachwolff October 15, 2003

skunked 

If you go fishing and catch nothing.

I went fishing at the Owens River today and got skunked.

skunked by Cuthbert December 9, 2008

skunked 

1. To defeat overwhelmingly, especially by keeping from scoring.
2.
1. To cheat (someone).
2. To fail to pay (an amount due).

We bet on the horses, but he skunked me.

skunked by RishiBoy July 29, 2004

Super-Skunked

In a game of table tennis (ping pong) when a person or team defeats another person or team by a maximum difference of 21 - 0.

"Ouff, you just got super-skunked! That's ridiculous."

Super-Skunked by Dan-o the Man-o July 10, 2009

skulled 

adj. -intoxicated with alchoal which impairs the physical and mental faculties of a person.

dude...ur brother was so skulled last night from all tha booze

skulled by D Dizzle April 11, 2005