sheet skeet 

A trail of shit on the sheets.

"Shorty sharted in his sleep and left sheet skeet in the morning."

sheet skeet by citizen8 August 1, 2008

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

skeet sheetz by mr dangling July 21, 2016

Sheet Lightning 

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!

I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!

Sheet Lightning by Starchylde September 5, 2016

sheet lightning 

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

sheet lightning by Starchylde July 14, 2016

San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

San Francisco Sheet Cake by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

sheet whore 

That one inconsiderate retard who has no regard for anything and takes all of the sheets when you sleep together.

"Stop being such a sheet whore and share the blanket."

sheet whore by Allahu Akbar Nation Youtube April 27, 2017

Top sheet nigga 

A person with class and everything together in life. To the point their bed has a bottom sheet and top sheet. The opposite of a (bare mattress nigga)

I'm a top sheet nigga

Top sheet nigga by thundermen June 9, 2016