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Richard Simmons

A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!
Richard Simmons exercise videos are funny in a disturbing way.
Richard Simmons by The awesome one December 13, 2004

ben simmons 

ben simmons by LIL Kash September 16, 2020

simmons-it-in 

The act of parking your car in such a manner that a quick exit is possible. Even if it requires multiple maneuvers to achieve it.
"Hey, why you simmonsing your car now, we're just getting coffee?"

"Shut up and get out of the car and let me simmons-it-in!"

"Good shit, yo."
simmons-it-in by Anthony6869 June 11, 2008

Michael Simmons 

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.
(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.
Michael Simmons by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011
The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.
"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."
Simmons by hustlersss October 13, 2013
Simone is a girl who is fun to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humour and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body but doesnt worry about what she eats, She can be quiet sometimes but it doesnt mean she isnt up for making jokes or having fun, She is practicly the best person in the world.
Guy1: Wow, look at her i bet her name's Simone
Guy2: Yea i bet ur right
Simone by Orzo October 19, 2008