Shrinky Dink 

A device that is placed over the penis in order to shrink it.

Shrinky dinks don't sell that good in China because they don't make them that small :)

Shrinky Dink by SM3393 January 9, 2009

Shrinky Winky 

noun: A term to describe a man's genitals when something turns him off. They shrivel up. A term heard in the live-action remake of 101 Dalmatians. This also tends to happen in cold weather.

Horace: The sight of all these deceased creatures gives me a shrinky winky.

Shrinky Winky by osamalicksmyleftnut January 7, 2022

shrinky dink 

when your penis shrinks too much

Shrinky dink

shrinky dink by Bob February 13, 2004

Shrinky dick

Shrinky dick is a term used mostly by women to embarras men for having a small penis.

Guy: "Hey gurl!"

Girl: "Hey shrinky dick."

Shrinky dick by The Whitest White Man Ever September 24, 2016

shrinky nuts mcangrypants

Smitty. Apparently the definition has to be atleast 20 letters but I don't have anything else to say.

If I gave you an example I'd have to shoot myself.

shrinky nuts mcangrypants by Deuce March 30, 2005

Shrinky mcwinky 

A shrivelled yo winky that looks like a wet paper bag it is most common with Middle Aged women and is a serious disorder for the mentally retarded as they start carrying there young in their shrinky mcwinky this in turn suffocates the child lowering the Brain capacity of these fellow retards

Me:“Doctor I have the T word!”
Doctor:”no it cannot be......A SHRINKY MCWINKY!”
Me:yes and I carry my 24 year old son in it like a baby kangaroo”
Doctor: your dad hits you

Shrinky mcwinky by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018

Chinese Shrinky Dink 

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.

After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

Chinese Shrinky Dink by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006