Screwing 

1. The act of having sex with a partner

2. Messing around, or being foolish

1. Luke: I was screwing Jessica until she screamed with pleasure.

2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!

Screwing by LetsTacoBoutSexBaby June 2, 2018

screwing 

the art of using your dick to ram either a pussy, an asshole, or a watermelon.

I was rammin that fuckin pussy last night. Since she didn't lemme cum, i fucked my own ass and then a huge watermelon.

screwing by steve-o June 6, 2003

screwing the brew 

As found in a song by The View, this means someone is taking advantage of the benefits system, the brew, also known as the dole or DHSS.

Skag trendy thought he knew just what to do,
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew.

screwing the brew by dispyd October 21, 2007

Shreking 

This is a joke. Yeet
1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All

Omg ur ugly lmfao let me post Shreking
This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all

Shreking by SHREEK December 3, 2018

shreking 

taking it up the butt; anal sex


originated from taking it up the butt while watching shrek

Joe: The sex is getting boring, let's start shreking!

shreking by jelkss January 16, 2009

Screwing the pooch 

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

Screwing the pooch by Motorhead October 16, 2011

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

Screwing on the silencer by NODNYL January 15, 2011