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Shotgunnin a beer is easy when following these steps:
1) Hold a beer can in a horizontal position with the bottom tilted up just a bit. Poke a hole on the side near the bottom where you would see an air bubble if the can were clear. Poke this hole with a screwdriver, knife or a Shotgun Key.
2) Place your mouth over the hole while lifting it to an upright position.
3) After you have reached an upright position, pull the tab at the top of the can and consume the beer as fast as possible.
Shotgunning a beer is easy when you follow these directions!
1) Hold a beer can in a horizontal position with the bottom tilted up just a bit. Poke a hole on the side near the bottom where you would see an air bubble if the can were clear. Poke this hole with a screwdriver, knife or a Shotgun Key.
2) Place your mouth over the hole while lifting it to an upright position.
3) After you have reached an upright position, pull the tab at the top of the can and consume the beer as fast as possible.
Shotgunning a beer is easy when you follow these directions!
shotgunning by Gunnar Jones November 30, 2007
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Noun, but mostly used as an adjective.
1. Someone who is riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle.
2. See scrub.
3. Someone who is always riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle.
4. Someone who was too stupid to pass their driving test and is always stuck riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle because they can't get their license.
5. A loser riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle who is trying to cop an attitude.
1. Someone who is riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle.
2. See scrub.
3. Someone who is always riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle.
4. Someone who was too stupid to pass their driving test and is always stuck riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle because they can't get their license.
5. A loser riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle who is trying to cop an attitude.
Some lame-ass shotgunner was tryin' to holla at me.
When pulling over a driver for acting like an idiot, you start yelling at the driver, and then:
Shotgunner: "You wanna piece of me?"
You: "Look who's tryin' to be a bad ass. You're just a shotgunner moochin' off other people cuz you're too stupid to drive your own car."
When pulling over a driver for acting like an idiot, you start yelling at the driver, and then:
Shotgunner: "You wanna piece of me?"
You: "Look who's tryin' to be a bad ass. You're just a shotgunner moochin' off other people cuz you're too stupid to drive your own car."
shotgunner by Toropop October 13, 2008