Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck 

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.

Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"

Shitracket by hitman61live December 14, 2012

Shake your Shamrocks 

something your drunk self says to an on-coming woman on St. Patrick's Day.

hey baby let me see you shake your shamrocks!

Shake your Shamrocks by bubbles5587 March 24, 2017

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

Holy Shitdicks 

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

Holy Shitdicks by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010

shitrock 

Style of music totally lacking in originality that claims to be rock and roll, but has nothing in common with the soulful three chord progression based music that rock was derived from, played by over privileged upper middle class whiners who are probably blowing some record exec.

Just turn on your Radio or MTV to hear all the shitrock you can stand.

shitrock by ButterbeanLovesBeer July 20, 2008

john shitcock 

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

john shitcock by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007