shit on my dick 

Prison slang referring to anal sex.

"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".

shit on my dick by raydio April 4, 2006

shit on my dick and call me mason 

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

shit on my dick and call me mason by britt69chels August 23, 2011

shit on my dick 

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

shit on my dick by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

Shit Out My Dick 

The act of Shitting out of ones Penis. Usually occurs when greatly excited.

Shane and Michael does the Kaboomerang
Spectator: "I Just Shit Out My Dick"

Shit Out My Dick by Kaboom Krew March 3, 2011

Shit On My Dick 

An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."

"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"

Shit On My Dick by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011

shit on my dick 

this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment

Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!

shit on my dick by leefvc April 12, 2009

Shit on my Dick 

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

Shit on my Dick by StanofCourse September 22, 2011