the devil's sharpie 

Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.

I think I just used a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to the devil's sharpie.

the devil's sharpie by jihadonU September 22, 2014

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Sharpied

To be written on with a sharpie pen.

"OMG, Georgie just sharpied me!"

Sharpied by Lollypop 24073 September 9, 2009

Sharpie 

A type of permanent markers.
This brand name, "Sharpie" is used to talk about any type of permanent marker, like how we call all band-aids "Band-Aids", by the brand name, regardless of the actual name of the product.

"Hey, could someone pass me a Sharpie so I can finish my science poster?"

Sharpie by liciastar July 4, 2005

Sharpie Eyebrows

The act of shaving your eyebrows and drawing new, paper thin ones in with a sharpie marker.

OMG josh did you see that latina chick with the sharpie eyebrows?

Yea man shes hideous!

Sharpie Eyebrows by HandyAndy July 10, 2007

Sharpie Water 

A fan of the popular webcomic 'Homestuck' who makes other fans ashamed to be of the same species. Often refers to a poorly made, obviously effortless cosplay, in reference to an incident in which a Homestuck at a con supposedly tried to die her skin grey for a Terezi cosplay by filling the hotel bathtub with black and silver sharpies and bathing in it.

All she got from that was ink poisoning, and removal from the hotel.

Also can refer generally to ANY 'bad' or embarrassing Homestuck fan- fans who are rude to non-Homestucks, take things to their far extremes, misunderstand and twist the comic, apologize for the villains and try to excuse their wrongs, harangue people to read, and force their fandom down others' throats. Anyone who skips to Act 5 for the trolls is a sharpie water.

Homestuck 1: "I found out today that Rebecca didn't even read the first four acts of Homestuck, she skipped to Act 5 because she thinks it's the only good part."
Homestuck 2: "Ugh. What a dumb sharpie water."

Sharpie Water by BluhBluhHugeWitch January 10, 2013

Sharpiecock

The act of writing a girls name on you/your own penis and sexting them the picture of it- showing that they own it

No examples, definition explains Sharpiecock

Sharpiecock by sackoo11 December 3, 2011