Shamwow'd 

Someone/something has mopped the floor with you in an efficient manner.

You've just been shamwow'd.

Shamwow'd by 1001010010101 February 11, 2009

shamwow a hoe 

to beat a bitch that bit you

this bitch bit me im gonna "shamwow a hoe"

shamwow a hoe by toofresh425 April 6, 2009

Shamwow 

When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.

The male equivalent of anti-viagra

Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....

Shamwow by Piece Of Work February 27, 2010

ShamWow-worthy 

When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.

"You know Karen, from Anchorage? In my book she's incredibly ShamWow-worthy, don't you think?"

ShamWow-worthy by VinceTheShamWowGuy July 18, 2009

Reverse Shamwow 

When you see a sex position so freaking amazing and unknown, you call it the Reverse Shamwow until you either find out its real name, or until it is named something else.

Evan: "While me and Hannah were having sex last night, we did the Reverse Shamwow! I don't even know how to describe it, it was that exotic."

Ian: "Lucky!"

Reverse Shamwow by WISH KVFU January 11, 2011

ShamWow! 

The sound classic comic book Batman makes when he punches a prostitute in the face.

"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"

**ShamWow!**

It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.

ShamWow! by Skizla March 30, 2009

Shamwow 

The act of hitting someone with a sopping wet Shamwow

(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")

Don't piss me off cause I will Shamwow you!

JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?

J: Hell No!

JVB: Come on look at it!

J: You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!

Shamwow by sfx-ladyj December 18, 2009