scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

scratching the pink turntable by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005

scorching 

extremely hot and sweaty

Ahhhh!! Scorching! Scorching!

scorching by Alifonte October 19, 2003

Screeching Locust Blow 

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

Screeching Locust Blow by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

scratching narse 

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful

"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."

scratching narse by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005

scrinchin 

The stringy, irritating pieces of debris caught in your teeth from eating certain foods such as celery, oranges, or corn on the cob.

"Damn it! I love this corn on the cob, but now this scrinchin is driving me crazy!!"

scrinchin by Oscar McMeyer January 11, 2012

Sclenching 

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.

Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”

Sclenching by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

screeching pterodactyl 

during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl

dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.

how did that go

not so well she broke up with me today

screeching pterodactyl by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010